he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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