"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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