I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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