Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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