You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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