Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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