just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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