Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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