This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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