Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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