Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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