Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I touched a dick in church today
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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