I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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