And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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