It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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