i just had sex bonerless
where am i from again
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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