her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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