I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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