The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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