bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
True but thats because hes a fetus.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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