White coat. Heels.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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