we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i believe in u and ur pee
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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