Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..

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(845): View more from New York

im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars

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(727): View more from Florida

there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up

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(214): View more from Texas

Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?

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(954): View more from Florida

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?

(561): View more from Florida

Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.

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(813): View more from Florida

Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.

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