I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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