I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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