I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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