it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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