I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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