Im at strip club and am horny
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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