so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
should my penis look like a turkey
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
