I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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