I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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