all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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