I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
