I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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