im six kinds of drunk right now
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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