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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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