I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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