Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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