I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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