I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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