I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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