I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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