Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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