You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Never joke about your clitoris.
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