I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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