why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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