he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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