I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
