That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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