Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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