dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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