Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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