Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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