I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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